10 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU SHOULD BAIL ON A FIRST DATE
1. He has an unusually deep tan line… on the fourth finger of his left hand.
2. During a boxers-versus-briefs discussion, he swears by the thong.
3. He jokes that his last relationship ended when she accidentally deflated.
4. He offers to tattoo your name on his chest — then and there, with a pocketknife.
5. He only speaks to you between innings.
6. He knows all the words to “Who Let the Dogs Out.”
7. He’s wearing a fanny pack.
8. He asks if you’ve had all of your shots.
9. He speaks five foreign languages: Klingon, Wookiee, and three that were made up by J.R.R. Tolkien.
10. He confides in you that Paul is actually short for Pauline.